Standing athwart history yelling, "Slow down, you'll hit a young mother crossing the street on her way to the organic co-op with her dual-child stroller!"

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Sarah Palin Facts

Sarah Palin Facts

Basically a rip-off of the "Chuck Norris Facts" thing, but still earns a hearty "Heh!"

Some of my favorites:

- Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding
- N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
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Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon
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Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him
- Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines

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