File Under: Stories I've Long Since Stopped Caring About...

...and That Should Go the Way of Barbaro, Barry Bonds, and Amy Winehouse (i.e. die, be forced into retirement, or drink itself into oblivion)

The Brett Favre Debacle

This story needs to just resolve itself right quick, for the benefit of all involved, particularly the All-American Golden Boy formally known as Brett Favre, now known as that old guy who has burnt through the incredible amount of goodwill he earned during his playing days in the matter of a couple weeks of seemingly endless stories about how he can't walk away gracefully.