Standing athwart history yelling, "Slow down, you'll hit a young mother crossing the street on her way to the organic co-op with her dual-child stroller!"

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Williamsburg: Not just for hipsters

Lie.

Thank god Williamsburg is ridiculously inaccessible from Park Slope via subway, otherwise I'd have no excuse to not go there when I'm invited by friends. Well, except for the hipsters, but surprisingly, some people don't accept that as a valid excuse. And those people are wrong.

Having said that, I'm sure there are plenty of residents of Williamsburg who are more than happy to not have myself and the other denizens of outer Brooklyn not desecrating their precious Billyburg with our disgusting body fat and woefully unironic clothes.

'Cause it's not a t-shirt unless it's fake vintage.

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