Standing athwart history yelling, "Slow down, you'll hit a young mother crossing the street on her way to the organic co-op with her dual-child stroller!"

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Oh Dear

New rules shorten Meadowlands tailgating time
Tailgate parties can only start five hours before games instead of seven. Season ticketholders who are ejected from the stadium or arena will have their tickets revoked.

Another new effort will have banners hung on the stadium's spiral ramps to prevent fans from harassing women. Security at Gate D had to be increased last season during Jets games when hundreds of men would gather at halftime and demand that women expose their breasts.
"Demand"?

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